Red Bull defender Petke to retire following season
Soccer Betting Lines
09/01/2010 -
Secaucus, NJ (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Red Bull New York defender Mike Petke will
retire after the 2010 MLS season, the Major League Soccer club announced on
Wednesday.
"After many months of contemplation, I know that this is the best choice for
me and my family," Petke said. "When I first started playing in MLS, I could
have not imagined the type of career I was so fortunate to experience over
these past 13 years. I am indebted to my family, current and former teammates
and coaches and the fans for their support and encouragement. I am at peace
with my decision and blessed that I am able to end my career in a place where
I truly call home."
Petke, who played for New York for seven seasons over two stints, is the
club's all-time leader in games started and games and minutes played. He was
also part of the team's all-time Best XI that was unveiled earlier this year.
"Mike is a consummate professional and has represented our club with heart and
dignity," Red Bull New York Sporting Director and General Manager Erik Soler
said. "It is evident during my short time here why he is one of the team's
most popular players all-time. His ability, work ethic and leadership will be
sorely missed, but we want to wish him the best of luck in this exciting new
chapter of his life."
The 34-year-old Petke is a three-time all-star and has appeared in over 300
regular season games for New York, Colorado and D.C. United since starting his
career in New York as the eighth overall pick in the 1998 draft. During his
13-years in MLS, Petke scored 13 goals and four assists in regular season
action while logging 25,731 minutes, which is seventh all-time in league
history.
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NFL Football Trash Talk
Trash talk has a place in every competitive endeavor (except baseball; those stirrup-wearers are too busy chewing on their sunflower seeds and their supplements to worry about what their opponents are doing).
Fantasy sports is no exception. Any intelligent discussion of the subject
would probably start with a thesis statement or a definition of terms.
Thankfully, this wont be an intelligent discussion.
Let me just say that I am happy to take a place in this space alongside my talented colleagues, even our commissioner. (You should see how she bleats like a demented paper boy about league fees on our fantasy site).
Trash talking, I would argue, is primarily about amusing your friends,
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Beyond the entertainment factor, though, I would recognize that the
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your fantasy triumphs and mitigates your fantasy failures by transforming
the eventual point total into an afterthought. Winning makes it seem like
your opponent really is a truss-owning, lapel-pin-wearing nitwit. And in
defeat, trash talk can be the air bag to break the fall from your
hyperbolic heights. The plug-necked yahoos on your team, you can say,
will be sacking groceries by the end of the season.
The best trash talk, in my view, is layered and nuanced. And it doesnt
focus only on your opponents team. It picks apart your opponent. The idea
is to create a shock-and-awe-scale blizzard of nonsense, and the goal is to
make your opponent drop his hands from his keyboard in exasperation.
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Cap all that with a liberal application of irrelevance. For instance, dont just conclude by saying your opponent is a twerp who drafts like my grandmother. Say that your opponent is a sweater-wearing, eyebrow-plucking twerp who drafts his team about as well as Zsa Zsa Gabor gave acceptance speeches at the Oscars. By the time your foe makes sense of that, his starting running back will have had puppies.
But what about you? Hmm? Recall a memorable slam? Have a tried-and-true technique? Know someone who seems impervious to insult? Take a moment and tells us about it. Put together some (fit-for-publication) thoughts. You wont be too busy returning phone messages from your friends, Im sure, to reply.
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